Road Rules Renegade Pillows

"You were recommended by Eastern Driving School."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Tractor Racing

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Ready for a run!

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Turning with mathematical precision.

Solar Storm Expected!

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

George Washington Toll Plaza

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

Bike lane.