Rules Renegade Pillows

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Time's running out for Africa

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

School Boundries.

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Mary Quant.

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

TV tie-in book signpost.

Grim liberty

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'