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"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Time's running out for Africa

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

School Boundries.

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

TV tie-in book signpost.

Grim liberty

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'