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"I'm not playing with you anymore! You're just making the rules up as you go along!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Queen of Upcycling!

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

Devil-may-care loans.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Mary Quant.

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'You're missing a few commandments.'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

'I'm sorry you got disqualified from the marathon dear.' 'That's OK. I just wish they clearly stated the rules to you before you entered...that way nobody ends up making a fool of themselves.'

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"