Rule Maker Renegade Pillows

"I'm not playing with you anymore! You're just making the rules up as you go along!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Queen of Upcycling!

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

Devil-may-care loans.

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'You're missing a few commandments.'

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'