Rule-breaking Renegade Pillows

'My hubby breaks all the rules when he D.I.Y.s. . . but he breaks everything else as well.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'More hair than brains.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Time's running out for Africa

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

The serious corporation

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

Devil-may-care loans.

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

No wheelies.

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

Grim liberty

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

Kissing ban.

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

'Sir, are you regurgitating food from outside the theater?'

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

No Loitering.

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

"They tell us to walk when we're kids and want to run, but to run when you're old and want to walk!"