Rule-breaking Rebel Pillows

"Before I hand in my, 'What I did over the weekend' report, I want to be granted full immunity."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Tough Teddies

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

The New Square Mile Regulator.

Australian punk

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

The Surly Yoof

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

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"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'