Rule Rebel Pillows

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

PLEASE DO NOT

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'Remember...the law of gravity!' 'Laws are made to be broken.'

Rules and procedure

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No Parking Anytime

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

Never Never Land: never never speednever never walk on the grassnever never burpnever never say never...

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"It has been very dry lately, except on your father, of course."

Ski-ban

Socialising walkers frightened off by Whitty rising sun

"But doesn't regulation 986B, part 89Q specifically state that you can't throw regulations out of the window?"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Daily Routine

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."