Rule Rebels Pillows

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Miss Sprole collected our phones and held us incommunicado all day."

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Daily Routine

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Net Neutrality

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

GDPR compliant

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."