Party Rule Rebels Pillows

"The first rule of musical chairs club is...you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

The Choice is Obvious

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Covid Garbage Dump

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"Stop fact checking my story."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Wrong shelf.

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'