Political Rebels Pillows

Weapons of mass lactation

The Choice is Obvious

"I gotta be me!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I beg to differ."

First O.M.G. church.

Bertrand Russell

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Brain versus Religion.

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"He shows enormous potential."

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is...you have to get out of your chairs!"

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

"You and your mood swings"

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

'To have and to hold...'

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

"I'm claiming diminished responsibilities."

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

'Do you know what I feel like Doris? I feel like kickin' some ass.'