Lawful Rebels Pillows

"One night in a moment of rage, I tore off a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

The Choice is Obvious

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

First O.M.G. church.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Bertrand Russell

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Workers' Rights

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Brain versus Religion.

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

Federally Guidelined

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"Still waiting for a response from compliance..."

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'