Right-wing Rebel Pillows

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

A souped up car...

The Choice is Obvious

First O.M.G. church.

Workers' Rights

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

Reading

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Brain versus Religion.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

BLESS YOU

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

God Rules OK.

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

Adam and Adam

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."