Right-wing Rebel Mugs

Rush Limbaugh

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

A souped up car...

The Choice is Obvious

First O.M.G. church.

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

Workers' Rights

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

Brain versus Religion.

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Reading

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

BLESS YOU

Nine Lives Matter

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

Michael Schumacher

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

God Rules OK.

Adam and Adam

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."