Conservative Rebel Mugs

First O.M.G. church.

"I gotta be me!"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

The Choice is Obvious

The New Square Mile Regulator.

Tea Party and the US economy

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Workers' Rights

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Federally Guidelined

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Brain versus Religion.

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

"Sorry, but the show is over. We smashed too many guitars and ran out."