Conservative Rebel Gifts

First O.M.G. church.

"I gotta be me!"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

The Choice is Obvious

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Lou Reed

Nick Cave.

Tea Party and the US economy

Joan Jett

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

FDA Ingredients

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Workers' Rights

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"I heard they got back together."

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

Federally Guidelined

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Brain versus Religion.

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Ronnie Wood

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