Resistance Rebel Gifts

"He shows enormous potential."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I gotta be me!"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

Australian punk

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

God finger

The Surly Yoof

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

First O.M.G. church.

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

Workers' Rights

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'