Rebel Gifts

"I gotta be me!"

A group of business people stand outside smoking and drinking.

'Oi! Mind my P's and Q's!'

'I really prefer the natural look.'

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

"I'm claiming diminished responsibilities."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Letters escape from a caged book.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'