Organization Rebel Gifts

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I'm not untidy! I know where I have to look for the things I need! My socks are under the livingroom table, my underpants are behind the couch, the shoes are in the bathroom...'

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Do not think outside the box!

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I really got used to working from home."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

Rugby Player

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

Unabridged Dictionary

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!