Rebel Artist Gifts

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Where the wild things do graffiti

Santa Sucks

'Underground cartoonist'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I gotta be me!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Gallery Pranks

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Graffitti.

Nick Cave.

Lou Reed

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"I think we both know who did it...."

Joan Jett

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"Bloody Graffiti."

Graffiti on baseboard.

Toilet Art.