Rebel Artist Gifts

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Where the wild things do graffiti

Santa Sucks

'Underground cartoonist'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I gotta be me!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Gallery Pranks

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Graffitti.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Just Stop Oil Painting

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"Bloody Graffiti."

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Toilet Art.