Artistic Rebels Gifts

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Think Just Inside The Box.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Gallery Pranks

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Graffitti.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Editorial Control

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

"Bloody Graffiti."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year