Art Class Rebel Gifts

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Gallery Pranks

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

Graffitti.

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

Toilet Art.

"Bloody Graffiti."

Graffiti on baseboard.

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'