Art Class Rebel Gifts

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Computer Class.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Gallery Pranks

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Graffitti.

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

Toilet Art.

Graffiti on baseboard.

"Bloody Graffiti."

Just Stop Oil Painting

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.