Painting Rebel Gifts

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Gallery Pranks

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Graffitti.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

Nick Cave.

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

Banksy

"Bloody Graffiti."

Graffiti on baseboard.

Just Stop Oil Painting

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Toilet Art.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

The sword is mightier than the pen.