Rebel Canvas Lover Gifts

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Gallery Pranks

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Graffitti.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

How Art Works.

Just Stop Oil Painting

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"Bloody Graffiti."

Graffiti on baseboard.

Banksy

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Toilet Art.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

"Couldn't you just stick with Early Brutalist same as everyone else?"

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'There out to be a law against it!'