Rebel Canvas Lover Gifts

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Gallery Pranks

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Graffitti.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"Bloody Graffiti."

Graffiti on baseboard.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Toilet Art.

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Just Stop Oil Painting

Banksy

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

"Still a freelance journalist?"

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"