Colorful Canvas Lover Gifts

St Peter - Commisions Mondrian to Paint a Sky.

"You missed a bit."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

(Camel paintings)

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Art Plagiarism

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Balloon Surprise

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."