Canvas Enthusiast Gifts

Art Plagiarism

'I didn't get a grant.'

'Portrait that uses canvas stand.'

The painting Painter

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'He's furious. We hung his painting upside down.'

(Camel paintings)

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

"Say, I like that!"

"It's called 'Sold'."

My First Camera

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Vincent Van Goat.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Artistic License

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

How Art Works.

I'm color blind, please help.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"This one will go with everything,

Trash-talkin' artists

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

David Hockney

Artist painting a dancer.