Canvas Enthusiasts Gifts

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

(Camel paintings)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

Artistic License

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Trash-talkin' artists

How Art Works.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"This one will go with everything,

Artist painting a dancer.

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

"It's too academic."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

David Hockney

The painting Painter

"But is it..?"

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Giraffe painter.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'