Canvas Enthusiasts Pillows

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

(Camel paintings)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

How Art Works.

"This one will go with everything,

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Trash-talkin' artists

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"But is it..?"

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"It's too academic."

Artist painting a dancer.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

The painting Painter

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

Giraffe painter.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.