Canvas Admirer Pillows

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This one will go with everything,

Cariactures

(Camel paintings)

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Vincent Van Goat.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Art Plagiarism

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

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