Canvas Admirer Gifts

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This one will go with everything,

Cariactures

(Camel paintings)

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"What did Jesus order?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Phoenix

Joe Biden

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Mimi's final scene

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Vincent Van Goat.

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Art Plagiarism

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"