Mini Canvas Admirer Gifts

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Cariactures

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Ever killed a man?"

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"This one will go with everything,

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

'Flea and tick circus'

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

They were all out of sharks

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

Mouse trimming carpet with lawnmower.

'... and that one is yours!'

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

"I've downsized..."