Miniature Admirer Gifts

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

Miniature Village Minor Public School

"What do you expect a shrink to look like?"

'... and that one is yours!'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Walsh Miniatures

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"But is it..?"

Mini Computer

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

A computer mouse's offspring.

The Three Bears - pocket version

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Flea and tick circus'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

Bryant and May match heads

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'