Microscope Admirer Gifts

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

"Ever killed a man?"

The Joy of Cell Division

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

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'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

A rose is a rose is a rose

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Adios Amoebas

"Please, George...not here!"

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"The doctor will see you now."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

"OK, now take one with mine."

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

'Looks like a virus.'

Prints in a Gallery.

"Never mind."

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

"It was a typical evening at home as the Smiths checked for alien hairs on each other's collars."