Modern Tool Admirer Gifts

Early Power Saws

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

The First Cone of Shame.

The Hammer

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Roasted

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

Timbre Wolf

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"Ever killed a man?"

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

A consumer guide to cheese.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Haunted museum

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Orchestra