Artifact Admirer Gifts

Return the Elgin marbles to Elgin!

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

Toltec, ha! You wouldn't know Toltec if it bit you!'

Turin Shroud...

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

A woman sunbathes nude on an Easter Island head.

Tourist

bir-MING-ham vase

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Dept. of Archeology. Hey, look what I found under the couch cushion!

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"

Haunted museum

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Archeology Dept. Hey, let's go to the cafeteria. They're serving leftovers.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Hadrian's Wall

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

Phoenix

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

"What did Jesus order?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'