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Early Power Saws

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Roasted

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Timbre Wolf

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"Ever killed a man?"

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

Haunted museum

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Orchestra

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'