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'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Hadrian's Wall

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Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Toenail clipping missile.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Timbre Wolf

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Moai having a lightbulb moment

Orchestra

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Museum.

Haunted museum

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Scary things in the museum

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Artisanal Pottery

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

Paleo Camp