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'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

I hate changing TO Daylight Saving Time.

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

The First Cone of Shame.

'I think they're up to something.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Toenail clipping missile.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'It's slobberin' time!'

Knight walking a dog.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Moai having a lightbulb moment

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Castle Efficiency

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."