Stone Circle Admirer Gifts

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

I hate changing TO Daylight Saving Time.

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'I think they're up to something.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Toenail clipping missile.

Redecorating Easter Island.

'The knights are drawing closer'

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Knight walking a dog.

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Moai having a lightbulb moment

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Castle Efficiency

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Artisanal Pottery

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."