Stone Circle Devotee Gifts

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

StonesHendge.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Stone henge swing.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Evolution of God. . .

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

Sundial watch...

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

"My wife wanted a garden fence."