Stone Circle Aficionado Gifts

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Early Business Planning

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

StonesHendge.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Stone henge swing.

The first Dermatologist.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

The first art critic

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Sundial watch...

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.