Stone Circle Seeker Gifts

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Snowman sitting among standing stones

Bird Symbol Hunting

StonesHendge.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

How symbols are chosen for equations

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

Stonehenge Imitation

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

The dove of peace

Lean beef

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Prehistoric Clocks.

Sundial watch...

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

The hard part is figuring which ones are the emoticons.

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

A silenced protester

'You and your stones collection.'

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

101100101101010110 It's a binary code based on rocks and sticks.

'I'm looking for a kingdom that is a fixer-upper.'

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."