Stone Circle Enthusiast Gifts

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

'That's the last of them. . . so, did you want us to just leave them all in a circle or. . .'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

"My wife wanted a garden fence."

"It's a rockery...next year we're putting in a water feature."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

The purpose Stonehenge served remains open to debate.

"Uh-oh. . . looks like the clock's stopped. . ."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

StonesHendge.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Stone henge swing.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'