Stone Circle Explorer Gifts

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Baby rocks!

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

StonesHendge.

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Non discrimination to Vampires

'...And in this dungeon we incarcerate the lowest of the low - the mis-sellers of P.P.I. schemes!'

'Well, it isn't all fun and games GUARDING this place, either, you know!'

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

"The earth's core changed directions."

A Knight slides down the stair rail.