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"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Baby rocks!

Imagine

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

You are here.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Evolution of God. . .

New York Gondolier

'To hell with the rules.'

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

"I hope watching me run around helplessly in a maze takes your minds off the fact that you're all running around helplessly in your own personal mazes."

Man talking to a tree.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

The Water Diviner

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.