Circus Explorer Gifts

'Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take...'

Small car with unicycle on roof.

'Hey,hey! Any fly worth his wings can buzz through this ol' web! Show your friends some real flying!'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'He's maturing early.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Litter Tray Training

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

On the brink.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"Then what happened?"

"What's your occupation?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Balloon dog poos.

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"#BeCurious"

Clown Ministry Baptism Today