Ceramic Explorer Gifts

Grayson Perry

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The Origami Society...

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Obsession with the Internet.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'