Crafting Explorer Gifts

"I think I color in the lines because I'm neat. . . James says its 'cause I have OCD!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The Origami Society...

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Cometh the Cow!

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."