Crafting Adventurer Gifts

Man trying to create what the presenter on TV programme has created!

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Creative Baby.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"She's a natural!"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Pea green

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'What's on the other side?...'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Face Painting.

Remember when?... When was that?

'Boat Launch'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Shelf on an elf

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Flowchart of an idea.

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Early kite experiment.

Bismark Ballet School

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"