Artisanal Adventurer Gifts

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Creative Baby.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'What's on the other side?...'

"Gesundheit."

Odd Mortarboards.

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.