Artisanal Adventurer Gifts

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Creative Baby.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Odd Mortarboards.

'What's on the other side?...'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Farmer's Market.

"Gesundheit."